Will United Airlines allow me to carry on my emotional support goldfish?

Will United Airlines allow me to carry on my emotional support goldfish?

Only if it has a vest

Only if you swallow it to get it past the checkpoints. {Then "spit" it out later, like in the restroom toilet.

You might have an issue with the 3.4oz/100ml liquid rule. You should probably vacuum pack the goldfish

Almost, but not quite, humorous troll attempt.

Yep… Just carry it in your pocket with the handfull of change

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