What documentation is needed to get an emotional support shark through airport security?

What documentation is needed to get an emotional support shark through airport security?

Boy, you got me on that oneā€¦

You need the documentation to prove 100% your not a troll or an idiot.

Same detailed paperwork that is held by those people who bring some ratty little dog with NO ID VEST into a supermarket, and then proceed to let it ride IN THE CART WITH ALL THE FOOD.

First, you need your discharge papers from the Lunatic Asylum.
Then you need clearance for the 1,000 gallon tank needed by the shark. That will be difficult, since the limit is 3.4 ounces per container and all must fit inside a 1 quart zip lock bag.

I think you will need to leave sharky at home.

The liquid for your shark to swim in won't fit into a one-litre bag of 100 ml botles. The shark will have to travel in the hold, where s/he can't be any kind of support to you at all. In addition you will be charged for the extra weight of his/her tank and the water it contains.

Oh, and you'll need a whole convoy of luggage trolleys at your destination when you go to pick him/her up at Baggage Claim.

There are many really stupid questions asked in YA. This is certainly one of them.

Your mental health nurse will deal with all the documentation for you.

You need bot Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit to show up in person to vouch that your shark has completed its training.

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