I have emotional support Fire Ants. Will the airline provide fresh dirt for their seat on an overseas flight?

I have emotional support Fire Ants. Will the airline provide fresh dirt for their seat on an overseas flight?

No, but you can safely travel with them while they're nesting in your stomach

LOL! Perfect anti pc trolling.

Probably the emotional support air marshal will cuff you to keep the fire ants safe.

Haha. Depends on the airline and where you're going, but I'm willing to bet they're banned in most countries and airlines. You might have to hire your own plane as airlines have limitations on customer requests such as yours.

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